Morning Lemmings and as I mentioned last week I unfortunately have to be elsewhere today. However, I did catch a bit of last night’s episode and have just enough time to impart these choice pearls of wisdom to you.
- The SNP appear to have recruited a third member to add to the endless rotation of Salmond and Sturgeon. His name is Mike Russell and he too suffers from the strange neurological condition that makes him hear the word ‘Scottish’ just prior to the word ‘Referendum’, regardless of context.
- Alistair Carmichael hates his kids.
- Whenever I see Margaret Curran the word ‘Emphysema’ flashes through my mind… No idea why.
- Jacob Rees-Mogg really, really, scarily looks like the Medic from Team Fortress 2 (see Fig. 1)
Ok, I really have to dash. Normal service will resume next week.
Next week Lemmings, next week…